September 2012
I would never cheat in a relationship
because that would require two people finding me attractive.
trust:
have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself
Watchtaymats:
the-elven-queen:
thebestkickassasian:
just-a-skinny-boy:
Australian advertising is freaking brilliant.
The bowing down was the best by far.
can this exist in America?
That woman that pressed it 5000x hugged whoever was with her like she just won a race or something. LOL.
I want to go take a walk in my neighborhood to think, but I don’t want to get raped..
Sjdkdowbdowbdowjsbw. -.-
August 2012
vive-la-vie-boheme:
mauvecardigans:
kissedbyflame:
captainwolfos:
atumn:
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on.
Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on.
I wish people actually texted me. Probably the main reason why I turned off the notifications and sound for my text messages. So I don’t have to expect the light to blink or hear the sound when I receive a text.
I should just not have a phone. :( or Facebook or anything else but email. *sigh
“If you have ever lost someone very important to you, then you already know how...”
– Lemony Snicket
Watchkswizzleee:
i fucking love chloe wolf
It all started freshman year in high school. Now I’m a freshman again and we don’t even talk at all. Guess you did forget about me.
janelle-pierzina:
orangemuses:
why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries
#leave it to tumblr to figure out how to get away with murder
Don’t even know how I’m awake right now. Been up for almost 24 hours. .______.
The show World’s Worst Tenants shows how there are so many crazy people out there. Like wtf?!
Welp, going job hunting tomorrow. Hope I find one, I would like to get my piercings and tattoo asap. Bloop.
Teen Wolf making me cry right now. Wtf. :’((((((
I think I’m the only one in the world who didn’t watch the Opening and Closing of the Olympics. Hahahahhaha.
“I have so much to say to you. I want to begin at the beginning, because that is...”
– Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer (via d-viant)
