February 2011
jennybean asked: Hey! I'm really sorry if I spammed your Dash up, but I really enjoy your Tumblr! :D Hope you have a great rest of your week! :)
January 2011
The best excuse.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this...
crimsun:
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i could read all of it! mispronounced some words, but got through it :D
While walking with your friends...
alyaae:
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
just hear me out: How to Keep Your Girlfriend... →
Maintain. If you did a bunch of cute things with her before, try & keep it up. You don’t have to go all out everyday for her, but don’t stop completely just because you got her already.
“Ladies first.” No. That rule doesn’t apply to communication. Don’t wait…
Tumblr needs to
-veronicaaj:
Notify you when someone un-follows you
Notify you when someone has answered a question you asked
Bring back the red bubble with the notification numbers
Let you reply to peoples replies
When you finish painting your nails, and you touch...
Watch
Watchclaudiaaae:
sammasshole:
Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
dfjkl;lksa this is fucking cool.
EVERYBODY DO IT.
OMG HOW COOOL :OO
whitegummy:
jaytaplin:
madiistarshine:
...
You know that feeling when you find out that your...
itstrishhhh5a:
NO BITCH, BECAUSE MY CRUSH NEVER LIKED ME BACK
It’s okay though, I know I’m too sexy for everyone.
LOL THESE GIFS
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
-veronicaaj:
-toinfinity-andbeyond-:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
That girl who talks like a baby when she's around...
-veronicaaj:
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Starting in February i'll be on these exercise...
nickuhlick:
The Starter’s Exercise Plan:
http://downtownn.tumblr.com/post/2851430465
Level One Excercise Plan:
http://downtownn.tumblr.com/post/2852195297/are-you-ready-this-plan-has-3-levels-let-me
Level Two Excercise Plan:
http://downtownn.tumblr.com/post/2852200210/level-2
Level Three Excercise Plan:
...
Harry Potter according to... →
raneasaurusrex:
lumos-maxima:
brosenberg:
Sirius Black
Sirius Black and the prison fun.
Sirius Black and the prison fun.
Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should. kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you...
I want to have a boyfriend like Landon Carter in A...
letlooselove:
Someone that won’t be afraid to be with me in front of everybody…
Someone that will learn something just to make me happy…
Someone that won’t be afraid to talk with my parents about our relationship…
Someone that, if I think of him, only good things come outta my mind…
Someone that will stay with me in all my moments: good or bad…
This special someone is who I want...