June 2010
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Go ahead and ask. http://formspring.me/kellyylow
Mom: Kelly, get some milkshake!
Me; Where’d you get the ice cream from?
Mom: I used the Dumbstick.
Me: You mean Drumstick?
Mom: Dumbstick?
Me: No DRUMstick, like playing drums, drumstick!
Mom: Drumstick.
Me: Yes. Did you get the ice cream from the drumstick and gave the cone to Nathan?
Mom: No, I put the whole drumstick ice cream in the blender.
Me: WOW mom ahah.
thatswhatmichellesaid:
teewynn:
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never...
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next...
truthincliche:
-ihavenothingtosay:
ifwewerefeckless:dontstopmatter:-jaseyrae:armandjerome:myassnaicee:superdothy:(via m1llion)
BASAG KA GAGO. hahahaha
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE ASH KETCHUM....
rubenruiz:
(via thepokeblogproject, fuckyeahpokememe)
Unrequited love.
*boy is online on facebook*
(girl, writes on her status, and sets her settings to specific people so that the boy is the only one that can read it..)
Girl: “seriously, i effin’ like you . you know youre the only one that can read this , so im not afraid to say who you are . like i at least wanna be friends with you , but guess what i freakin’ freeze up everytime your around. like for some shitty reason, i care for you, like you dont even know.im not asking you to like me , its just that i want you to know that im here if you need me. like to let you know , ur a pretty damn cool guy, so please don’t try to be someone that your not. damn , i just like you i dont know why , its been 2 years and i know that you know that i like you . k thats it , i got it out of my system, i like you and i think, this will go on until we graduate. Do you feel my sincerity now?”
-Girl waits for hours, no response.She calls her friend and tries hard not to cry while talking to her on the phone…..Before the girl sleeps, she prays and asks for a sign from God.
Girl: Please God, I know this isn’t right but please help me. I don’t know what to think anymore, and the signs will help me sort out my thoughts. So please help me. If he wears his favourite black and gray shirt- it means that he read it. If he wears the yellow sweater - he didn’t read it. Black sweater(that he always wear) - he read it but doesn’t care. if he wears blue(which i never saw him wearing)- he read it and will do something good.
*next day at school*
Girl rushes down the stairs and looks for the boy in the packed hallway. Girl spots the boy. The boy is wearing a gray shirt(which is not on the list), the girl thinks to herself* does that mean he read parts of it ?*
Bell rings and schools over, the girl immediately runs to the bus stop and waits for him.She sees him and for the first time she had the courage to talk to him, but the boy wasn’t alone.The boy was beside a girl that he always flirted with. So, the girl loses her courage. but still hopes that one day, the boy realizes that he doesn’t need other girls, and that the girl the he never paid attention to was the girl the he should care for.
101 Things To Do With Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend
1. Watch the sunset together. 2. Take showers together. 3. Back rubs/massages. 4. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or w/blacklight. 5. French Kiss. 6. Hold her w/ hands inside the back of her shirt. 7. Whisper to each other. 8. Cook for each other 9. Skinny dip. 10. Make out in the rain. 11. Dress each other. 12. Undress each other. 13. Kiss every part of their body. ...
